I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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