i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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