someone owes me an orgasm
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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