4 words: hood of his car
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
