you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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