I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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