Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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