I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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