Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The air was thick with penises
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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