JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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