Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She's the barista slut.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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