Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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