it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
