What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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