Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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