he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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