just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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