Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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