doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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