my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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