I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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