Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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