You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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