Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Randomize
