I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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