uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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