yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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