You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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