would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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