I think I just saw someone hide a body.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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