You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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