So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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