I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
