He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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