I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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