dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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