My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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