OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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