glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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