what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You made out with two different species that night
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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