Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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