your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Just puked most of my soul out..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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