So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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