what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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