I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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