took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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