That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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