the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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