Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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