I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
