grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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