We should be called the Road Head Warriors
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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